The Lie-Detector Robot

Dad invents a lie-detector robot that slaps people when it catches them lying and decides to test it at home during dinner.

DAD: “Son, where were you today when you were supposed to be in school?”

SON: “I was in school!”

(Robot slaps Son.)

SON: “Okay, okay — I went to the movies.”

DAD: “Which one?”

SON: “’Date with an Angel.’”

(Robot slaps Son again.)

SON: “Okay, it was ‘Date with a Porn Star.’”

DAD: “WHAT?!? Why, when I was your age, I didn’t look at that filth — I didn’t even know what porn was!”

(Robot slaps Dad.)

MOM: “Ha, ha, ha, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree — boy, he really is your son!”

(Robot slaps Mom. Rim shot!)

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