Today’s Quotes: Archaic Religion and Atheism

“No one in their right mind would let a first-century dentist fill their children’s teeth. Why, then, do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children’s minds?”
— Michael Dowd

“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”
— Bill Maher

“People in this century need religion like a dog needs a bicycle.”
— Candace Tullery

“If you’re going to tell me science is wrong, Mr. Fundamentalist Christian, then put down that cellphone, abandon your car at the curb, don’t take medicine when you’re sick, throw out your computer and get off the Internet, and cease watching Fox News on your big screen TV. All of those things came from scientific knowledge, not religious dogma.”
— R. Jay Stevens

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