The first-grade class was given a homework assignment by their teacher: draw a picture of what your Mom or Dad does for a living. This is the drawing that one adorable tyke turned in:
The mother later sent a note to the teacher:
Dear Ms. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
H/T to Hippie Peace Freaks.