Don’t Right If U Can’t Rite Write

…ain’t it da troot. Read on:

“Social Networks” like Facebook are booming — especially Facebook. There’s only one problem with them: to communicate there, members pretty much have to write. How can that be a problem? After all, all of us learned to write in school, right? Well, no! And here are some real life examples.

Rachel: “I’m board.”
Jeff: “I’m chalk, we should get together.”
Rachel: “BOARD! Like I don’t have anything to do, not BORD, like a chalkbord. Learn to spellcheck.”
Jeff: “Oh god I hope you don’t breed.”

Abigale to Darcy: “You shouldn’t be aloud to talk.”
Darcy: “You shouldn’t be allowed to spell.”

Post: “Never leave facebook open. Sueing _______ for defaming my character.”
Reply: “You did not spell ‘suing’ correctly and you’re in law school so I think you just defamed your own character.”

Catrina: “Just found out the US is bombing Labia…THAT SUCKS!…I wish we didn’t have to fight so much.”
Steven: “They should leave female anatomy alone….”
Jenny: “Sweetie… We are Bombing Lybia…We would really be in trouble if we were bombing Labia. O_o OUCH”
Brooks: “I do my best to keep the peace with Labia…. Beautiful scenery there….”

Alexa: “seriously?”
Cory: “ya why ?”
Alexa: “overpower* intelligence*”
Cory: “WUT? CUZ I DIDNT PUT SPACES . are u stupid”

Poster: “when is the point when you no that you cant fail worse?”
Reply: “When you realize you spelled ‘know’ incorrectly.”

Alyssa: “honer roll now with mostly a’s and 1 b hopping for princapals honer roll next time :-)”
Lee: “Just curious, does your school give spelling tests?”
Alyssa: “nope y?”

Post: “….thank you Massachusetts for making it impossible for me becoming a teacher. Stupid ass MTELs”
Reply: “‘For me becoming a teacher.’ I suspect Massachusetts has its reasons.”
Poster: “for anyone to become a teacher. the tests are rediculous.”
Reply: “Rediculous? You sure they are not greeniculous?”
Poster: “ha. =) its just a test that is suppose to test you on your reading and writing….but its over stupid topics like chocolate and mexican landmarks.”

Poster: “i didn’t get job at law office, sed i was week on copywrite law.”
Reply: “Maybe it had to do with your spelling? It’s ‘said,’ ‘weak’ and ‘copyright’.”
Poster: “FU! ur just as anile as they are!”

Poster: “Im happy. I aced my inglish test today!”
Reply: “You mean your ‘English’ test?”
Poster: “Inglish is good enuff for me.”
Reply: “Is English your first language?”
Poster: “First an last. Im gonna teach it.”
Reply: “God help us.”

Poster: “Glumm. Orel testes next weak & gotta nail em to pass.”
Reply: “Lucky for you it’s an oral test.”
Poster: “Wha?”
Reply: “Nevermind.”

Steve: “Spint da nite rapin and clubs talkin 2 mad fly hunnies n xchangin numbers w/ the gratest of the grate!”
Mason: “Hey, Steven, I know we haven’t spoken since high school and from what you posted it still seems you think you’re black…so I will phrase this so you will understand. ‘Spellcheck urself b4 u wreck urself.’ ”

Chris: “Broke up. Never thot dis wood happen, heinz site is 2020 tho
Jack: “Are you putting ketchup on logs again?”
Chris: “What?”
Jack” “Nevermind, mayo look for a new gf.”

Maddie: “It wuz a fabatabulus partee! Aww-somm! I sink about u all all the time! Howe can I spank u all for cummin?”
John: “Maddie, are you trying to be funny, or did you mean to write that post that way?”
Maddie: “Whutz u meen, jon?”
John: “Nothing. Just checking.”

From VSpotLounge, Jumbo Joke and various other sources.

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