Or, as the old barroom reprobates used to call it, ‘amateur night.’ Here’s a toast to you and yours:
Tho’ you may be a drunkard
And a sinner times seven
May the devil know you’re dead
An hour after you’re in heaven.
Here’s to a long life and a happy one
A quick death and an easy one
A handsome spouse and an honest one
A good beer –- and another one!
