1. The epitome of weird; a large woman naked save for a transparent rain slicker and white boots, rambling around in an empty parking lot. This has to be a metaphor for something, but what?
2. Okay, so where else can you wear your ‘Italian prick shorts’ and get away with it except Walmart?
3. If only…
4. No doubt photoshopped, but a sentiment some spouses have upon entering the ‘great by-and-by’:
5. A new ad for C-Span’s Book TV?