Video: Bill Maher is Right: Zimmerman is a Big F**king Liar

In this clip from HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Bill and Van Jones nail it down neatly.

Plus, two forensic experts who have examined the 9-1-1 audio tape say the person screaming for help is not Zimmerman, as his family and lawyer have claimed:

“The voice crying for help in the background of a 911 call moments before the fatal shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was not that of shooter George Zimmerman, experts in voice identification tell the Orlando Sentinel.

“Tom Owen, forensic consultant for Owen Forensic Services, used voice identification software to rule out Zimmerman, the Sentinel says. Another expert utilizing different techniques came to the same conclusion, the Sentinel reports.”
–John Bacon, “Voice experts say 911 tape supports Trayvon Martin,” USA Today, April 2, 2012.

For more on Zimmerman’s claims to have been injured, read the article below:

UPDATE Forensic Evidence Against Justifiable Homicide Claim
— Penigma, April 1, 2012

All of the evidence is against Zimmerman and proves he’s been lying — when will there be an arrest?

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Cartoons: Obamacare and the Supreme Court

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Today’s Music: Big Walter Horton and Jimmy Rogers Live, “Tin Pan Alley”

Recorded at the old Elsewhere’s club on Clark St. in Chicago. (Sound quality isn’t great, but it’s worth a listen.)

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First Annual Walmart-NASCAR Customized Car Competition

Sparks Hosts First Annual Walmart-NASCAR Custom Car Competition

by Rob Peter
Sparks (NV) News Leader
April 1, 2012

EXCLUSIVE TO THE NEWS LEADER — Our town’s population of 90,000 grew by 5,000 today as car buffs from around the country converged on Sparks for the First Annual Walmart-NASCAR Customized Car Competition, featuring over 300 cars and trucks some might call ‘beaters’ on display.

The brainchild of Las Vegas promoter Al K. Hall, who has previously staged such events as the ‘Las Vegas Hooker Fun Run for Crippled Kids’ and the ‘Broke Gamblers Get-Even $50K Cage Match,’ Mr. Hall claims this is “no joke” and offers this background on the competition: “Every time I went shopping at my local Walmart, I was just knocked out by all the creative car customizing I saw in the parking lot by just plain folks. I thought, ‘I bet lots of people would love to see these cars all in one place,’ and that’s how it started.”

That was in 2002. For the next ten years, Mr. Hall sought funding for his project and a place to hold it. “Walmart would let us use their name,” Mr. Hall said, “but not their parking lots. But when I got NASCAR to throw in the prize money and Sparks gave me a permit after Las Vegas and Reno turned me down, we were in business.”

Kent Plovarian, local head of the Restoring Ethics and Morality group, expressed dismay at the competition, “This just exploits shoppers who can’t afford to fix their cars properly and makes them look like fools. Hall should be ashamed of making money from their plight.”

To which Mr. Hall responded, “This is quintessentially American — your trunk falls off, you build a new one from wood or whatever. No matter what happens, Americans find a way to cope and succeed. This is patriotic — how much more patriotic can you get than Walmart and NASCAR? Is this Plovarian against the can-do spirit that defines America?”

Judging of the prize winners took place this afternoon (see FAWNCCC photos), and the show closes tonght at 11:30 p.m. Tickets are still available at the event’s location, the Joseph R. McCarthy All-Purpose Arena, US Rt. 80 at the Sparks 2-B exit.

Here are the winners:

The Grand Prize of $50,000 in Walmart coupons went to Dominique ‘Dusty’ Francon’s “Junk in the Trunk”:

Second Place Prize of $25,000 in Walmart coupons went to Pete Keating’s “Fellow Traveler” truck:

Third Place Prize of $10,000 in Walmart coupons went to G. Wynand’s “Intimidator Special”:

Honorable Mention and a $1,000 Walmart shopping spree went to Howie Roark for “Gas-Powered Generator AC Ride”:

Honorable Mention and a $1,000 Walmart shopping spree went to Ellie Toohey’s “Fantasy in Plastic and Duck Tape”:

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Today’s Quote: White Hoods, Black Hoodies

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Sunday Sermon in Cartoons: The GOP Devolution of America

1. For the past thirty years, this is where the GOP Elite, fundamentalist Christopublicans and right-wing media have been dragging their adherents:

2. And this is the direction the GOP Corporatists would like to take us, which is not necessarily antithetical to the goals of the groups mentioned above — ignorant people make good, unquestioning, easily-conned consumers:

3. This really is the mumbo-jumbo Creationists want schools to teach, right alongside, and with equal standing to, thousands of years of hard-won scientific knowledge:

4. This seems to be the nation of ignorant, unscientific, superstitious slugs the anti-intellectual, anti-education Republicans are trying to foster:

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Today’s Music: A “Plastic Jesus” Three-Peat

I know nothing about this first group, The King Earl Boogie Band, except two of them, Paul King and Colin Earl, used to be in Mungo Jerry (remember “In the Summertime”?). But the tune “Plastic Jesus” (originally written as a folk song by Ed Rush and George Cromarty in 1957), has a long history and it seems every performer who does it has added his or her own verses along the way. This version by the King Earl Boogie Band is from 1972:


H/T to DJ Allyn

The original version, released in 1962, by the Goldcoast Singers:

Finally, Paul Newman singing part of it in the 1967 film classic, “Cool Hand Luke”:

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Tomorrow’s New York Post Cover

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Today’s Quote: Excerpt From the 911 Tape

If only George Zimmerman has listened to the 911 dispatcher:

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Signs o’ the Times: Justice for Trayvon Martin

1. George Zimmerman, like most wannabe cops, felt like a big man carrying a pistol, and thought that conferred on him some power and authority. In fact, the actual Neighborhood Watch, to which Zimmerman pretended to belong, instructs its members not to carry weapons or confront anyone they find suspicious — just call the real police and report it. If Zimmerman had left his piece at home and followed Neighborhood Watch rules, Trayvon would still be alive. That said, the wildly unprofessional (and that’s putting it mildly) conduct of the Sanford Police is a major factor in this tragedy and those officers who let Zimmerman walk free should be held responsible as well.

2. This needs no comment:

3. Indeed, despite the smear campaign of the wingnut media, what difference does it make what kind of kid Trayvon was or how he dressed? If he didn’t attack Zimmerman, and it appears from the evidence he did not, then he didn’t deserve to be shot. It’s that simple.

4. Never doubt that if Florida had stricter laws for owning a weapon (George Zimmerman had a history of violent eruptions), and Gov. Jeb Bush had not signed the ‘Stand Your Ground’ law, Trayvon Martin would not be residing here these days.

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