Weird Pix for April 24, 2012

1. I’m not fluent in any other language but English (and some would contest that point), but I have been told by ‘furriners’ that English is one of the hardest and most complex languages to master. This is likely part of the reason why:

2. Speaking of language, I’m not sure if this would strictly qualify as dyslexia, but it’s funny anyway:

3. A cartoon of acrid, brown-aired truth. How have we descended so far?

4. What half-sane thief would steal any Ferrari? They’d be easy to find — the joyrider would have to take it up to 180 on the highway no matter what color it was, so they’d be easy to find, if not catch immediately. (Someone told me of a case in California where some fool stole a Maserati and the cops couldn’t catch him. They didn’t try that hard — they just monitored the car with a helicopter and called ahead to apprehend the carjacker when he ran out of gas, which didn’t take long. I understand the car belonged to a judge. Uh oh.)

5. This picture reminds me of the Republican Party — sheep with veggie brains listening to a big tomato with glasses. (I’d like to give an artist’s credit, but I couldn’t find one.)

6. Another reminder of the GOP:

7. Finally, a cellphone for hipsters who have a new one!

8. The miracles of our modern age — but why isn’t this guy laying down on the couch? Sitting up just seems to be too much trouble, and look what it does to your hair!

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