Bumper Sticker Thinking

I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.

I was for Mitt Romney before I was against him, but I never changed my mind.

In France, they have a month off for vacation, 35-hour work weeks, a livable wage and don’t worry about paying for health care. What’s wrong with the French again?

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

The last time politics and religion mixed, people were burned at the stake.

Life would be easier if I had the source code.

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Vote Republican: it’s easier than thinking!

If You Want a Republican to Care About You, Remain a Fetus!

‘Drill, Baby, Drill!’
Why do Republicans want to drill my child?

It’s only socialism when the money goes to the poor.
When it goes to the rich, it’s a bailout.

I think, therefore I’m dangerous.

I bet Jesus would have used his turn signal.

If you can read this, you’re too f*cking close!
If you can’t read this, go f*ck yourself!

GOP: Keep your Boehner out of my uterus!

Actions speak louder than bumper-stickers.

Some of these were seen at Jumbo Joke.