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Fables for the Modern Age, Part Two

Three economists and three pollsters were going on a trip by train from Washington, DC to Chicago. Before the journey, the pollsters purchased three tickets but the economists only bought one. The pollsters were glad their stupid colleagues were going … Continue reading

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Fables for the Modern Age, Part One

Three Wall Street economists went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first economist fired, but missed by a foot to the right. The second economist fired, but also missed, this time by two feet to the right. … Continue reading

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Political Jokes for the New Year

The Pot of Gold A progressive, a Wall Street economist, and a Republican are asked to find a pot of gold that doesn’t really exist in a closed room with the lights off. The progressive spends hours methodically trying to … Continue reading

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The 2+2 Job Interview

…or, how to get hired in corporate America. A businessman was interviewing applicants for a corporate position. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job: he asked each applicant, “What is two plus two?” … Continue reading

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