Boehner Finally Admits He’s From Another Planet

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The Jack and the Beanstalk Memo

The possibly apocryphal story is that an unknown number of years ago, a major Hollywood studio wanted to remake the children’s fable “Jack and the Beanstalk” for a modern audience.  A script that stuck closely to the original tale was submitted and, weeks later, the director/scriptwriter received the memo reproduced below from a top executive at the studio.  After reading the memo, the disgusted director abandoned the project completely.

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Today’s Quotes: More on Big Media Propaganda

“The owners and managers of the press determine which person, which facts, which version of the facts, and which ideas shall reach the public.”
— Report by the Commission on Freedom of the Press. Quoted in “Democracy for the Few,” by Michael Parenti.

“This constant drizzle of ‘there the two parties go again!’ stories out of the news bureaus, combined with the hazy confusion of low-information voters, means that the long-term Republican strategy of undermining confidence in our democratic institutions has reaped electoral dividends. The United States has nearly the lowest voter participation among Western democracies; this, again, is a consequence of the decline of trust in government institutions — if government is a racket and both parties are the same, why vote? And if the uninvolved middle declines to vote, it increases the electoral clout of a minority that is constantly being whipped into a lather by three hours daily of Rush Limbaugh or Fox News. There were only 44 million Republican voters in the 2010 mid-term elections, but they effectively canceled the political results of the election of President Obama by 69 million voters.”
— Mike Lofgren, “Confessions of a GOP Operative Who Left ‘the Cult’…” AlterNet.org, Sept. 5, 2011.

“The main threat to Democracy comes not from the extreme left but from the extreme right, which is able to buy huge sections of the press and radio, and wages a constant campaign to smear and discredit every progressive and humanitarian measure.”
— George Seldes, more than 60 years ago.

“…[T]he rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious. The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly…it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”
— Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Propaganda Minister.

“The size of the lie is a definite factor in causing it to be believed, for the vast masses of the nation are in the depths of their hearts more easily deceived than they are consciously and intentionally bad. The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one, for they themselves often tell little lies but would be ashamed to tell a big one.”
“Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way around, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.”
— Benito Mussolini, from the London Sunday Express, December 8, 1935.

“The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them . … To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them, to forget any fact that has become inconvenient, and then, when it becomes necessary again, to draw it back from oblivion for just so long as it is needed, to deny the existence of objective reality and all the while to take account of the reality which one denies — all this is indispensably necessary. Even in using the word doublethink it is necessary to exercise doublethink. For by using the word one admits that one is tampering with reality; by a fresh act of doublethink one erases this knowledge; and so on indefinitely, with the lie always one leap ahead of the truth.”
“His mind slid away into the labyrinthine world of doublethink. To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully-constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them; to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy; to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again: and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself. That was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word ‘doublethink’ involved using doublethink.”
— George Orwell, “1984” (1949). [Download the book free here.]

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The Doomed GOP Taildraggers Soldier On

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The Wicked Mr. Pickett and Jimi Hendrix On Stage Together in 1966

While Berry Gordy at Motown in Detroit was trying to tailor his soul acts to appeal to white pop audiences (i.e.: making them more doo-wop tame, ala The Supremes), over at Stax-Volt in Memphis they were going for the gut with real soul belters like Otis Redding and the guy pictured singing below, Wilson Pickett.

Oh, and that guitar player behind him? That’s none other than Jimi Hendrix in a tux, playing on a pre-1965 Fender Jazzmaster at an Atlantic Records party in 1966. (Atlantic distributed Stax-Volt records nationwide.)  A year later, wielding a Strat, Jimi would be performing at the Monterey Pop Festival and the rest is history.  (Thanks to Houndbag for this rare photo.)

Wilson Pickett died in 2006 at the age of 64, nearly forgotten by the mainstream music scene; Hendrix, Redding and others of the great soul music explosion of the ’60s having preceded him.  To this day, though, even people too young to have seen ‘the Wicked Mr. Pickett’ perform live know his music — bands and jukeboxes still play “Land of a Thousand Dances,” “In the Midnight Hour,” “Funky Broadway” and the tune below, and kids still can’t help finger-poppin’ and getting up to ‘shake they booty to that funky beat.’

As a bonus, here’s Jimi Hendrix’s first appearance on TV, playing Junior Walker’s hit “Shotgun” behind Buddy and Stacey (who were also Little Richard’s back-up singers), circa 1965. (Excuse the ad, but the video came that way.)


Buddy & Stacey (with Jimi Hendrix) – Shotgun by blindmind

Finally, a brief video of some guy playing around on an old Fender Jazzmaster:

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Carville’s Advice to Obama: “Panic!”

I don’t always agree with former Clinton strategist James Carville and find his marriage to in-the-tank Cheneyite Mary Matalin beyond bizarre, but the bald love child of a space alien and a Louisiana Keebler elf is dead on in this advice. Obama is thoroughly ensconced in the ‘Washington bubble’ and needs advisors from outside the Beltway to set him straight. He also needs a little FDR-Harry Truman ‘give the Republicans hell’ populism and to drop the ludicrous idea they are ever going to compromise on anything important — their main objective is to defeat Obama in 2012 and all else is on the proverbial back burner. Here are excerpts from Carville’s CNN.com piece:

What should the White House do? Panic!

by James Carville
CNN.com
Sept. 15, 2011

(CNN) — People often ask me what advice I would give the White House about various things. Today I was mulling over election results from New York and Nevada while thinking about that very question. What should the White House do now? One word came to mind: Panic.

We are far past sending out talking points. Do not attempt to dumb it down. We cannot stand any more explanations. Have you talked to any Democratic senators lately? I have. It’s pretty damn clear they are not happy campers.

This is what I would say to President Barack Obama: The time has come to demand a plan of action that requires a complete change from the direction you are headed.

I don’t know how else to break this down. Simply put:

1. Fire somebody. No — fire a lot of people. This may be news to you but this is not going well. […]

…it’s not going to work with the same team, the same strategy and the same excuses. I know economic analysts are smart — some work 17-hour days. It’s time to show them the exit. Wake up — show us you are doing something.

2. Indict people. There are certain people in American finance who haven’t been held responsible for utterly ruining the economic fabric of our country. Demand from the attorney general a clear status of the state of investigation concerning these extraordinary injustices imposed upon the American people. I know Attorney General Eric Holder is a close friend of yours, but if his explanations aren’t good, fire him too. Demand answers to why no one has been indicted.

Mr. President, people are livid. Tell people that you, too, are angry and sickened by the irresponsible actions on Wall Street that caused so much suffering. Do not accept excuses. Demand action now.

3. Make a case like a Democrat. While we are going along with the Republican austerity garbage, who is making the case against it? It’s not the Democrats!

We are allowing the over-educated, over-explanatory bureaucrat by the name of (Congresssional Budget Office director Douglas) Elmendorf do all the talking. Do not let him make your case. Let us make your case. Is it any wonder that we were doing better in the middle of the stimulus-spending period than we are doing with the austerity program?

4. Hold fast to an explanation. Stick to your rationale for what has happened and what is going to happen under your leadership. You must carry this through until the election (never say that things are improving because evidently they are not).

As I watch the Republican debates, I realize that we are on the brink of a crazy person running our nation. I sit in front of the television and shudder at the thought of one of these creationism-loving, global-warming-denying, immigration-bashing, Social-Security-cutting, clean-air-hating, mortality-fascinated, Wall-Street-protecting Republicans running my country.

The course we are on is not working. The hour is late, and the need is great. Fire. Indict. Fight.

Read the rest here.

Copyright 2011 James Carville.

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Judge Vega on Teabagger Walsh: “He’s No Different Than Anyone Else”

Loudmouthed Republican Congresscreature Joe Walsh (not the guiter-playing rocker, of course) has spent his short career in national politics knocking others for not taking responsibilty for their actions, as well as being a general Tea Party douchebag about everything else. But Walsh was hiding a secret — he owes $100K for child support and it’s not like he doesn’t have the money — he ‘loaned’ his campaign for Congress $35,000, and he’s got his $174,000 a year Congressional salary.  So far, this typical obnoxious Teabagger hypocrite has refused to make any child support payments, so his ex-wife took him to court. Good on Judge Raul Vega for calling out this fraud. Hopefully, this babbling nitwit will be sent packing by the voters in 2012.  Here’s the story from the Chicago Sun-Times:

Judge scolds Rep. Joe Walsh in child-support case with ex-wife

by Abdon M. Pallasch
Chicago Sun-Times
Sept. 14, 2011

A Chicago judge issued a preliminary ruling Wednesday against U.S. Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.) in his child-support dispute with his ex-wife, ordering the Tea Party favorite to explain why he appears to be $100,000 behind in child-support payments.

Cook County Circuit Judge Raul Vega also wanted to know why Walsh wasn’t in court Wednesday — the McHenry Republican’s ex-wife, Laura Walsh, was there — and initially said he expected him to show up for the next hearing.

In court, Walsh’s attorney, Janet Boyle, asked Vega “for what purpose” he wanted the congressman in court.

Vega gave her a puzzled look — to which Boyle responded: “Mr. Walsh is a U.S. congressman.”

“Well, he’s no different than anyone else,” the judge replied.

Read the rest here

Copyright 2011 The Chicago Sun-Times.

The Sun-Times piece ends with this pile of steaming anti-Obama gall from Walsh: “I won’t place one more dollar of debt upon the backs of my kids and grandkids unless we structurally reform the way this town spends money.”

Hint to Walsh: your kids probably alrrady loathe you for being a deadbeat dad, and so will your grandchildren. Put your own house in order first before you criticize anyone else.

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Cartoon: Matt Wuerker on Obama’s Dilemma

Obama didn’t start the fire, but he’s getting blamed, including by people who should know better, for not cleaning up the Republican mess faster. Emperor Junior had eight years to put the torch to New Rome — Obama has only been on the job for two years and nine months.

Copyright 2011 Matt Wuerker.

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Today’s Quote: Enlightened Self-Interest

This used to be the way most Americans thought until the nasty, selfish Republican yuppies slithered their way into corporate and political power and began pumping out mean-spirited ‘Me Generation’ propaganda and worshipping Christianity without Jesus. I think many of the blue-collar yokels and middle-class bumpkins who keep voting for the GOP are starting to realize it isn’t doing them any good — the Republican Elite, for all intents and purposes, hate their guts. It’s not that the Democrats are any prize package, but they can be brought around; the GOP is completely hopeless.

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What America Did For Entertainment Before the Inner-Tubes Stole Our Brains

All I can tell you is that this video says a band called — ho, ho — ‘The Genteels’ performed this grimace-inducing monstrosity named “Take It Off!” and that looks like the great Mamie Van Doren doing the striptease. I couldn’t locate the source film, but this clip is probably part of some godawful forgotten B-movie fit only for the after-midnight ‘bottom-of-the-bill’ crowd at a drive-in movie theater that no longer exists.

Speaking of Mamie Van Doren (born Joan Lucille Olander in Rowena, South Dakota), she still doesn’t look bad, even at 80, and she’s the last one standing of the ‘Big 3’ Hollywood sex symbols of the ’50s — Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Mamie. (She got her stage name, BTW, by combining President Dwight Eisenhower’s wife’s first name with the surname of a famous family of the 1950s, the Van Dorens. She took the name five years before the quiz show scandal of Charles Van Doren, which, at any rate, did nothing but boost her career.)  I like all three of the ‘M’s’ for various reasons, but Mamie is the only one who really got to play an edgy ‘bad girl’ in some of her films — and she was good at being bad, so to speak.  I can’t think of any current sexpot who can carry her g-string, either in terms of acting talent or raw sexuality.  I guess — koff, koff, wheeze — they just don’t make ’em like that anymore, kiddies. Now, where did I put my glasses? They’re around here somew– what? On top of my head? How did they get up there?! Koff, koff, wheeze…

Above: Mamie launching her new wine in 2007. Photo copyright Luke Ford at lukeford.net.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s how Mamie looked in 2008, age 77. She credits plastic surgery and ‘Christian Buddhism’ for her youthful appearance.

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